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What do you think of vacuum cleaners?

I think they suck

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1. What do you call jail and prison in Russia?

Life and Death.

2. Yo mama is so bad at cooking.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking that the smoke alarm sends her a "Let's not do this again" text every time she enters the kitchen. :)

3. Yo mama's so fat your dad proposed with a cock ring

4. Your mama's so fat her Sushi Boat served on a barge

5. Why did Hitler committed suicide?

.....because he got the gas bill

6. Yo mama's so fat when I was driving I had to swerve from not hitting her and ran out of gas.

7. I’m tired of the stupid question, “are you an extrovert or an introvert?”

Bitch I’m a pervert (not a joke joke but a funny remark)

8. A blonde walks into a store and asks for spearm and mint oil.

The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)

9. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

... None. It's a hardware problem.

10. Why are redneck murders the toughest to solve?

Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.

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